Anchors and Adderall

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
halinski
gajegolightly

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curly-willow

Derek’s one of my favorite characters partially because in any other story, he would be the villain. His life would be the back story to a man intent on destroying the world. Yet, he doesn’t. Every choice he makes is because he still wants to help people, to save people. Yeah, they aren’t always the best decisions, but he’s like 23. He doesn’t know everything, and he’s trying to get past his mistakes, to mourn the loss of his family. But he can’t because the world keeps cutting him off at the knees once he gets close to finding his feet.

And still he tries. To save his pack, his sister, the stupid teenagers who got dragged into a supernatural mess they were never meant to be a part of. He tries to stop the world from crashing down around their shoulders, despite knowing it means he has to hold up just a little bit more than before.

Derek Hale has the story every villain wants.

Derek Hale has the heart that every hero needs.

Derek has the type of villain origin story where you look at the villain and go ‘Y’know I’d probably have gone nuts too’ he damn near deserves to be the villain after that but he’s stalwart and as steady as he can be for everyone else to lean on Derek is amazing
halinski
renmackree

College student Stiles keeps using movie star Derek Hale's DMs as a place to store notes for himself - grocery lists, reminders, random thoughts at night, future movie ideas, school assignment ideas, complaints about his stupid roommate- because he knows Derek probably doesn't even check his Instagram.

Until the day Stiles gets a response from Derek asking if he ever did finish the paper that Stiles had been putting off for weeks. It turns out Derek has been reading Stiles' lists for months

They become very good friends after that.

where’s the link OP
haleshomeforthederanged
haleshomeforthederanged

derek never celebrating his birthdays, because he doesn't consider them an important event anymore.

stiles making sure everyone in the pack knows and says happy birthday. he buys a cake, lets the betas go wild with some frosting gel and mismatched candles. in the end, it's kind of an ugly monstrosity.

derek doesn't care. his eyes light up when they bring it to him. no one sings happy birthday. derek blows out the candles and doesn't wish for anything.

everyone gives him a single small, meaningful gift.

derek doesn't consider his birthday to be an important event, but the pack does, and they love him through it.

hale pack 2.0 ‘Derek blows out the candles and doesn’t wish for anything’ damn near killed me FUCK my heart
clotpolesonly
clotpolesonly

isaac in the group chat at three am: yall think lava would taste spicy?

boyd: isaac please don't eat lava

stiles: try it and let us know

erica: actually since it's made of molten rock, it'd probably taste very bland and dusty

isaac: thank you so fucking much erica you understand me like no one else

hale pack finally someone with some sense thank you erica you saved everyone a lot of pain and trouble
lorrainebattaglia
0hheytherebigbadwolf

Okay, but really, natural necromancer Stiles would've been so funny.

The Sheriff's success file is actually larger than his failure file because Stiles can just ask dead people who killed them and he can sense where the unburied corpses are so the number of missing persons goes down, too. And that's why he drags Scott out to the Preserve to look for Laura's body bc that's his 'job.'

I can't decide if he'd be besties with Lydia as another being of death magic, or if they'd have a kind of frenemies thing bc Lydia feels the constant need to Scream around him, and Stiles constantly gets a headache from all that goddamn racket.

He would be bros with Peter, tho bc, "you're the first reanimated person I've met that I didn't I raise myself! :D"

Peter: "I'm sorry, what the fuck did you just say?"

Also, he's learned nothing from Jurassic Park.

Stiles: Did you know that most dinosaur skeletons are actually plaster casts?

Scott: Did you learn that from the Internet?

Stiles: Nope, just a lot of very disappointing trips to the museum.

0hheytherebigbadwolf

Okay, you know what, I'm not done with this yet because this would've solved so many things while simultaneously introducing so many more shenanigans.

Like, okay, yes, Stiles can raise a murder victim to ask them how they died, but if they're killed by some Magic And/Or Monster Bullshit, some rando off the streets isn't going to be able to give a definitive answer beyond "ohmygodwhatthefuck" while Stiles is just rubbing his forehead like, "Yeah, dude, can we do better than that? Please? Yes, I know you saw a shadow, but this isn't Gotham, we're not looking for Batman, c'mon, work with me."

And even funnier, necromancers are still considered a myth by the supernatural community. Like, it's one thing to learn bone magic, but real, natural necromancy Isn't Actually A Thing. Except it really kind is. And Stiles being Stiles, would assume that everyone knows about necromancy because why not?

S1 would've been a lot shorter.

Derek: I'm here to find out who killed my sister.

Stiles: Oh, cool, do you want me to raise her for a bit so you can ask her?

Derek:

Derek:

Derek:

Derek: What.

jacyevans

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How dare you leave this in the tags 😂

necromancer!stiles wheeeeeze this is so fucking funny and i need it like oxygen